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An October Product Review

I went shopping the other day. Since I didn’t have anything urgent to buy, I figured I’d try a new store that just opened up. Not sure what their deal was, but the inventory was a bit…wrong.

Bone Selection

Soup bones? They had a lot of those. Why did they hang them up though?

The pots they had wouldn’t fit on my stove. I couldn’t find any veggies either.



The clothing section seemed a bit thin. Rather flamboyant too. I don’t pretend to know anything about modern fashion trends.


Werewolf Robot

The sales associates were not helpful. They only knew where one item was per person.

(Nice of the store to allow seasonal dress code, at least!)


Halloween Masks

Finally, a good point. They carried a bunch of masks! Lot of variety too…good thinking. You get tired of wearing the same one all the time.

Hmm. I have a sneaking suspicion that sneezing in one of these masks might not work too well…


Halloween Lawn Decorations

Nice lawn & garden area. They definitely thought outside the cemetery fence. I think they had scarecrows just on the other side of the aisle.


Beetlejuice Robot

Hey, Beetlejuice stuff! Cool. I re-watched Beetlejuice the other day…great movie. They must have put some out because it’s October.

Hmm. Wonder what I should do for Halloween. Oh, maybe I should go as Beetlejuice! That would—

Hold on. Someone just knocked on my door. I’m not expecting anyone…

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