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Fans of huge slavering monsters! Explorers of dystopian wastelands! Your next read is here and ready for download. “The Viscount of 2213” throws us into a future where humanity no longer rules Earth. The Stymph does…and it enjoys feeding on humans. In the story, we join a group of humans…
“Product X is resoundingly average! We guarantee it will work most of the time. The rest of the time we’ll blame it on the manufacturer and only give you a 50% refund. “Constructed of the cheapest steel we could find, Product X will help you clean your kitchen in almost…
Name: GORGONOPSINAE TRIDENTEM Common Name: “Stymphalian” or “Stymph” Overall Length (not including tail): 5 to 7.5 feet Overall Height (average): 4 feet at shoulder Weight (average): 300-500 pounds The Stymphalian, or “Stymph” in common parlance, is a quadrupedal mammalian carnivore which feeds on predator species. The creature is akin to…
It’s time for a status update on my books! Yes, books, plural. I have two on the way. Both on track for publishing this year. One is a dystopian sci-fi novel with a couple of curious twists. The other is the second in the Inspector Locke “sarcastic mystery” series. Without…
Ahh, the wonders of rejection. Hold on, that statement DOES makes sense. You see, I mean rejection in the form of a publication rejecting my submitted story, “The Purpose of the Plague.” The publication in question, Pseudopod, felt it was not a good fit at this time. Which is their…
Let me introduce you to a great distraction…er, I mean, helpful resource! No, I said unhelpful in the title. Excuse me a second, need to rewire the cranium. *BZZAP* There, better. Oooh, shiny blobs… Anyway, these Q&As are great for those questions you never asked. Find answers you never conceived…
Did I mention I started an Instagram account? You did not. Not here at least. Well, glad you chimed in. Let’s not confuse the audience with just what ‘you’ are, though. What, can’t the humans grasp dimensional layering— No, and stop using my fingers. I need to post the IG…
Earth does not belong to humanity. Oh, you’ve spread quite far. Done some incredible things with the place. Even managed to get off its surface a few times. But dominance of a planet is not awarded by its exploitation. No, no. True dominance comes from power and population. At best,…
